{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?","punchline":"Because DEC 25 = OCT 31","id":382}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of pants do ghosts wear?","punchline":"Boo jeans.","id":256}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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